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October 2nd, 2005
11:48 pm - have a meaty morning!
THE MEATNORMOUS FROM BURGER KING
only 740 calories, 46 grams of fat and 1950 mg of salt!!!!
AMAZING. i need one now.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/surprised.gif) amazed!
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August 20th, 2005
09:16 am - rub the clit
today i join the forces of the clitasaurous for slurpee cup. if you live in calgary come to the u of c tennis courts to see us kick some hockey ass in cute skirts and knee socks.
Current Mood: excited!!!
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April 12th, 2005
01:26 pm - later
oh ya, and incase you haven't noticed, this is friends only now.
comment to be added if you so desire.
Current Mood: awesome
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June 8th, 2004
10:38 am - that's the shits
wow, i love how i've become this totally awesome topic of conversation lately between people who i once thought were my friends. kudos to you guys. i also love how my so called friends talk shit about me behind my back. double kudos to you. seriously, i don't need that, so it was nice knowing you. feel free to keep reading my journal so you have more ammunition and topics of conversation, cuz that's just what you're looking for anyways. other than this, you'll probably never hear from me again. bye!
Current Mood: awesome actually
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June 4th, 2004
08:45 pm - poor baby
i went over to my parent's house today after work to see mitzi.
the vet has done a couple more tests and basically all he can say is her kidney's are failing and there's really not much we can do. he gave my mom this iv bag full of fluid to keep her hydrated since she won't eat or drink and she has to give her a certain amount each day.
when i saw her she seemed okay... like she was walking around and being more active than she had been all week apparently. i think the water stuff made her really drooly because she was drooling so much. hahaha it was sooooooo cute and sad and gross at the same time. she would just sit there and look at me with this big thing of drool hanging off her mouth. i sat down and she layed in my lap and we watched tv for like 45 minutes and she drooled all over my sweater. she's so cute i love her so much.
this is what a dying dog looks like :(
:(
so i dunno. the vet seems to think she'll make it a month. but personally i don't want her living like this for a month. it's not right. so i don't know what we're going to do.
on a good note, i'm helping derek photograph corb lund (of corb lund band) tomorrow for the cover of the next beat route.
Current Mood: meh
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09:33 am - go flames woo
holy crap i feel like shit today. i got so drunk last night and corey and i smoked an entire pack of cigarettes. oh my lungs. drinking beer out of plastic cups feels so ghetto and awesome at the same time.
and after all my naysaying about the red mile, i just so happened to be on the patio at the ship when the game ended and therefore i was somewhat participating in the madness. now i can honestly say with experience under my belt, what the fuck? i still don't get it. all it is is people walking up and down the streets yelling. i don't get the appeal but whatever. there's only one game left.
i feel like i'm in slow motion right now and man i took the biggest shit ever this morning. beer is awesome for colon cleansing.
now i'm hungry.
Current Mood: hungry and tired and squinty
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June 3rd, 2004
01:30 pm - my baby is dying
guys, my dog is dying.
her kidney's are failing.
my mom took her to the vet yesterday and they did a blood test and found that out. she went back today for a urine test and then they'll better know what to do or how long she has i guess.
:(
this sucks.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/sad.gif) depressed
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June 2nd, 2004
03:26 pm - gym ramblings
i'm going to run at the gym today. i haven't run on the treadmill in something like 4 months which is ridiculous. i just hate running so much. it's so boring cuz you can't even read while doing it unless you want to fall on your face. and i have no discman/walkman, nor are there any tv's at my gym. booo-urns.
and after working out for two years on a very regular basis (3-5 times per week) i can barely do one normal pushup ("ladies" ones i can do no prob)... which i think is pretty funny. maybe i should start doing regular pushups now.
went and saw sparta last night. it was really good, but not worth the $25. they only played an hour and then no encore. wtf?
pete's band is playing at bamboo tomorrow after the game. he's worried that if they win no one will stick around for his set which is probably true. but i think they will win, so sorry pete.
i bought new capri pants on the weekend and hot damn they're hot. they're bright red and a size 6. sweet jeebus i almost cried.
an assistant quit today (thank god cuz i really don't like her) so we're going to mother tuckers for a going away lunch on friday. i can't wait! all you can eat buffet here i come! PREPARE THE FAT PANTS.
oh ya, i'm going to japan for two weeks in september. i'm going to bring a giant empty suitcase solely for the hello kitty stuff i buy. you think i have hello kitty everything now, oh man you wait. it's going to be coming out of my ass! weeeee!
Current Mood: leaving work now... suckers
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June 1st, 2004
08:14 am - my ass is on fire
i love how now that the flames are in the stanley cup playoffs, flames jersey's have now become an acceptable form of business attire on game days. give me a fucking break. two people in my office yesterday (plus numerous other business men and women in the building) were wearing them and let's just say when your ass is two times the width of your shoulders, jersey's are not the most flattering form of clothing for you to be wearing.
i have also figured out the best time to go to the gym and to do your grocery shopping... during a flames game! it was like a fucking ghost town. it was glorious.
anyways, this was my prediction before the game started yesterday: they would lose last night, win on thurs and then take it in game 6. other predictions?
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/blah.gif) bored
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May 30th, 2004
08:36 pm
hooly CRAP io'm drunk. it's 830 on sunday night AWESOME. lilac festival blew my nuts. old stock rules my ass. WOOOOOOOO
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May 25th, 2004
12:37 pm - flames #1!
all i wanted to do at lunch was go sit in the park in the nice warm sun and relax and have a cigarette but did that happen? nooooooooo. this huge mother fucking asshole bee decided to try and live in my fucking hair! you see, i'm a super spazz when it comes to bees/wasps. as soon as i hear them or see them i freak out and run away and make weird screaming noises.
so i'm sitting on the bench minding my own business trying to have a smoke when i hear it, bzzzzzz. i immediatley freeze, my ears perk up... no bee to be seen. again, i hear it. it's so loud it sounds like a fucking lawn mower! so again i freeze and carefully turn my head and see this huge mother fucker hovering around behind my head. in a split second i think, i can jump up and scream and run away and look like a retard in front of 20 other people enjoying a quiet lunch in the park, or i can suck it up and deal with it. it's only a bee right? it won't do anything to me if i sit still. so i stop. it goes away. WOW, that wasn't hard. 3 seconds later i swear to god it flew right into my hair and the buzzing was so loud i jumped up off the bench and started walking really fast away from the bench trying to act all non-chalant about the whole thing.
so i'm walking thinking i'm in the clear and i look in my shadow and the bee is STILL BEHIND ME hovering by my hair so i let out a little whimper and run a few feet. LOL. i must have looked like such a nerd. but whatever. i hate bees.
the majority of my long weekend was spent in edmonton with corey. one of his friends is moving to vancouver so we went for his going away party. it was a really fun trip. lots of drinking (finally! i haven't drank in so long), lots of eating, a little shopping. i got to see the hip hop happening place where corey grew up (morinville just outside of edmonton) and we had dinner at his parents house.
now i'm back at work after a long weekend and it's gorgeous out and it makes me not want to be here at all. combined with the fact that michael's pissing me off to no end, really puts me in an awesome mood. and my sweater smells like hippies. boo.
on saturday night we were driving down jasper ave and drunken corey decided to inflict a little flames spirit on the citizens of edmonton. in calgary this would be normal and greeted with many enthusiastic thumbs ups and woots, but in edmonton the yelling of GO FLAMES WOO! out of your car window is only met with blank stares and the occasional, no, go tampa bay! tampa bay?! he says, FLAMES #1. ahhhh hahahaha. and on that note, i need to not be at home tonight.
Current Mood: bored to fucking hell
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08:43 am - :O
holy mother fucking shit:
"comes with an amplifier to hook up your portable CD or MD player"
i require this bag immediately.
Current Mood: holy motherfuckingshitass cunt
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May 21st, 2004
07:33 am - duff beer for me, duff beer for you
the internet at work has been fucked for the past couple days so pictures never load but the text does? it's so weird and annoying. it makes surfing the net so boring.
craig driscoll (aka rick munro!) is doing a guest spot at eternal image all this week so we've gone out for dinner with him every night this week. LOL. he's not as crazy as he was when he was here for the convention which is good, i think it's cuz he's not drinking or doing drugs. all he can talk about is how he hates his shop and hates ottawa and hates tattooing and how much he throws up. last night he almost barfed in the parking lot after dinner, i couldn't watch! :(
i have to go into the upstairs lair to retrieve some closed files. it's basically the 17th floor with a bunch of wire cages holding boxes and boxes of old files. it's scary though because all the heating shit is up there so it's super loud and you can't hear a thing. i'm always afraid that when i'm up there searching through the boxes some crazy person is going to sneak up on me and stab me with an axe or something. like the crazy janitor. or just some random person that somehow happened to get a key... riiiiiight. but seriously. if someone did go up there i wouldn't hear them and if they tapped me on the shoulder i'd surely die of a heart attack.
it's a good place to smoke though... inside and warm and hidden. hmmmmmm...
the stupid lawyer who was responsible for our friday treat day forgot so now all we're getting is bullshit donuts from tim hortons. gag. he has a car, he should at least drive to krispy kreme so i can gain 8 pounds in 2 minutes.
it's been far to long since i've had beer. this is becoming scary.
Current Mood: bored
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May 20th, 2004
09:01 am - tabernack!
i am going to montreal in july! HOORAY!
i have never been and i'm so excited, especially for shopping! AHHHHHHHH.
it's impossible to look up info though cuz it's all in french and all i can say is can i please have a drink of water? and not very well.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/excited.gif) excited
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May 19th, 2004
02:15 pm - oooo la la
and i thought i was hilarious when i jokingly thought of this a month ago.
hey guys, i should get my eyelid pierced! i said.
people should just start getting their eyelids dermal punched, then they can see with their eyes closed.
people are so fucking retarded.
Current Mood: grossed the fuck out
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08:50 am - i should live in japan
WHY AM I NOT IN JAPAN?!?!?!
exerpt from an email from my bro:
Kristin: the school I was in today had hello Kitty floor tile in the bathroom, and there was a Hello Kitty first Aid Kit. All the girls had Hello Kitty everything. The mail that comes everyday is all hello kitty catalogues and dirty phone sexline pamphlets.
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS.
:(
Current Mood: sad
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May 18th, 2004
08:43 am - the planet coffee blows ass
i swear if the flames win the cup, all of downtown will go down in flames and melted jersey's. these people are nuts! it took corey and i 20 minutes to drive from my house to adorned which is normally a 2 minute drive at the most. the people were insane, it looked like a fucking parade! then some idiot was driving a semi down the middle of 17th honking his horn so loud! it was nuts. i hope they ran over drunken fans.
it's going to be so nice today and i have to be stuck inside picking my ass when i should be outside spreading the love of the hello kitty bicycle to all.
sex and the city on dvd today! WOO! what a cash crab though, releasing it in two parts. boo-urns hbo. boo-urns.
avenged sevenfold tonight.
uhhhh yap. not much else is new. my bro is gone to japan and my mom has resorted to beating the dog.
i want to go outside!
Current Mood: bored
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May 17th, 2004
08:53 am
fuck. now i know why i don't eat breakfast. i feel like i'm going to barf any second. stupid bagel.
yesterday corey and i went bike riding and went through princes island where all the asshole canadian geese had their babies. my hatred for them almost melted away when i saw those cute little fur balls waddling around but then i realized that next year there are going to be that many more grown geese being loud jerks. so fuck em. i hope they die. jerks.
seriously guys. oh god i feel like i'm going to be sick. is there another hockey game tonight? please no.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/sick.gif) nauseated
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May 13th, 2004
01:16 pm - i will be president someday
i got a notice under my door last night of our first annual general meeting of the condo board. it outlines the agenda of the meeting, which will take place in the lobby ("bring your own chair!" they tell you), and the key point which caught my eye was "Elect New Board Members".
i want to be president.
and when i am president i will instate new rules and by-laws, those being:
1. NO DOGS - cats are fine, they don't make any noise. the little dogs that are allowed (something like any cat or dog under 15 pounds), are exactly that, little yappy pieces of crap who can't keep their shit together when they come out of their condo.
2. NO KIDS - the people who moved in across the hall from me have a 2 year old or something like that. it's loud, it cries, it screams, it probably leaves bodily fluids all over the elevator and other common property and i can HEAR IT IN MY PLACE. it needs to go (the parents can stay, the kid goes. if they need to be with the kid, they go too).
3. FREQUENT GARBAGE PICKUP - as soon as you come off the elevator your nostrils are invaded with the rank stench of rotting garbage. i don't know if the garbage man knows that we exist or what because the hallway and the parkade smell bad enough to make me gag.
4. NO BUMS - everyone will do their part to ensure that there are no bums having a party in the little doorway. we all have the security cameras hooked up to our tv's, if you're surfing the channels, just surf on past the security and if you see a couple of haggard's sitting in the lobby either call the police or go down there yourself and tell them to fuck off. it's not hard, and then the doorway won't be filled with cigarette butts, matches and the rank stench of homelessness.
5. CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP - don't leave boxes of bullshit sitting in the hallway for 5 days. one day maximum. after that, get off your fat lazy ass and take it downstairs to the garbage.
if people don't like these rules, fuck em. if they have kids, or dogs, fuck 'em. they have to leave.
the motto of mariposa gardens will be, "FUCK 'EM".
i can't wait.
Current Mood: excited
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11:39 am - HARDCORE YA
there is one phenomenon i've never quite understood and that would be hardcore dancing.
this is the most fucking hilarious thing i've ever seen. hardcore throwdown awesomeness. i can't stop watching it. my stomach hurts.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/punquinheads/pink/cheerful.gif) amused
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